To set the scene, at the time of this series, Crystal was married to Quicksilver and had recently given birth to their daughter, Luna. Let's see what our favorite elemental Inhuman/village bicycle is up to...
Why I never!
For those of you who didn't want to blow up the panels, let me share some highlights from Crystal Rationalization Theater:
CRYSTAL - "We've always had to sneak before, Norman -- what with Wanda and Vizh living so close by! But now that they're on vacation--! Oh, it's so perfect!"
NORMAN: "If only you weren't married--!" (She knows how to pick 'em!)
CRYSTAL: "Now, Norman, we promised we weren't going to talk about that!"
NORMAN: "Let's tell [Quicksilver]! Tell him you want a divorce and stop sneaking around!"
CRYSTAL: "Well...easy for you to say! You don't have nearly as much to lose!" (Norman, you selfish asshole!)
CRYSTAL: "It's better I continue to tell [Quicksilver] I miss Earth, take the anti-pollution potion (Science!), and come down for fabulous weekends -- and I do mean fabulous, hunk-o!" ("Hunk-o" is Inhuman Royal Family for "convenient")
All together now...
OH CRYSTAL! (Cue laugh track and closing theme)