It's Monday afternoon...
Ben: I went to church on Saturday afternoon
Rickey: did you catch on fire when you entered?
Ben: No, I avoided the holy water, which is usually the most flammable substance
Rickey: why'd you go?
Ben: I decided that's what I'm gonna do for Lent* rather than give something up is go to church once a week
Rickey: how did it go?
Ben: It was kinda nice, actually
Ben: Relaxing
Ben: Like a sauna, but without the naked old dudes
Rickey: I've never been to whatever pervert saunas you've been too
Rickey: but I'm glad to hear it went well
*=Ben is not Catholic
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