TJ hates it when people text him because it costs him money.
Ben: Outline for me an acceptable situation to text you in
TJ: if the house i'm in is on fire
TJ: or somsone's about to shoot me
Ben: What if I'm in an accident and my vocal chords are temporarily paralyzed but my fingers still work and my phone has been damaged so that yours is the only number in it
TJ: i guess that would be okay
Ben: Thanks, man