Showing posts with label TJ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TJ. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Five Marvel Legends I Want to Own

Last week I rattled off my personal favorites from my current collection of Marvel Legends, but since there are a great many I don’t own—and because it’s never to early to start shopping for my January 24 birthday—here are the five figures I covet most from this line…

HONORABLE MENTION: IRON MAN
The catch here is that for all the success Iron Man has seen over the past couple years, I’ve still yet to find an action figure that captures my idealized version of the character. Some of the more modern armors like the Extremis and movie versions have been captured pretty well, but my Shellhead of choice is the classic 70’s/80’s look with the striped iron underwear and big ass power discs on his hips—that incarnation was actually in the very first series of Legends, and it looks ok, but there’s always been something off about it to me. I kinda want the figure, but I’ve just never been able to take the plunge; woe is me.

HONORABLE MENTION: WEREWOLF BY NIGHT
He only comes in the “Monsters Gift Pack”; already have Dracula (as a Flash), don’t want Frankenstein or Zombie, must have Werewolf.

5. WONDER MAN
I do not know why, but I am captivated by the Marvel Legends Wonder Man figure in a way the character himself has never come close to capturing my attention. So many times I have found him at a convention going for a reasonable price, yet I’ve stopped myself with the rationale of “Surely there’s somebody I’d rather buy than Wonder Man.” Your grip over me is a mystery, Simon Williams, in your wacky wannabe pro wrestler costume with your creepy red eyes and klunky-looking vehicle, but goodness I wish to put you on my shelf. Oh, he also comes with a tiny little Yellowjacket—neat!

4. BLACK BOLT
Putting sentimental favorites like Nova and The Flash aside, Black Bolt probably has my favorite costume in all of super hero comics, for real. I think Jack Kirby was at his zenith in creating the look for the Inhumans and their visual appeal has probably sustained them for years longer than creators have had truly revolutionary ideas for them and inspired those same folks to work harder at keeping them a vital part of the Marvel Universe just so we don’t lose those wonderful designs to limbo. I don’t think it’s possible for Black Bolt not to look awesome with his neat blue/black palette, sharply energetic lines and of course those batwings; the folks who created this figure got everything right when it came to carrying those elements over to a toy.

3. NICK FURY
As TJ noted in the comments of my last Marvel Legends post, Nick Fury is one helluva figure. I think toy designers just like artists probably strive a little harder when rendering Fury so that a guy with no powers and greying temples can hold his own among an army of costumed demigods, but ol’ Nick is also a super spy, meaning he can out-cool most mutants or aliens his own damn self, and the boost just puts him over the top. The bright white belts and pouches stand out in nice contraste to that navy blue S.H.I.E.L.D. jumpsuit, and the jet pack accessory is tough to top, especially with the big ol’ smoke trail that doubles as a stand and provides a great pose. Factor in the perfect eye patch/scowl/cigar combo to polish things off and this guy’s a must-have.

2. CABLE
A glorious by-product of 90’s excess, Cable was more or less born to be an action figure, with his many guns, belts, pouches and other accessories made to order, plus a metal arm and glowing eye that make my inner child want to squeal with delight (which happens…pretty often). I dig that Marvel Legends embraces Cable the way he was meant to be, not going for any of the stripped-down, more streamlined looks he adopted while trying to break out of his comfort zone towards the end of the 20th century, but full bore slapping his gigantic shoulder pads and copious amounts of spare ammo on the figure for maximum awesomeness. There is no figure I have pursued more doggedly than Cable as I would love to have him and Deadpool standing shoulder to shoulder in my collection, but he’s really tough to find and expensive when you do (or was last time I checked), so the search continues.

1. DEATHLOK
Like Rickey and many other people I know, I’ve got a deep-seeded attachment to Deathlok and get super-excited whenever he shows up in a comic despite not quite understanding why, outside of the fact that he’s a zombie cyborg from the future who I think has tried to kill Captain America once or twice. Actually, Rickey does have some tangible reasons for his Deathlok fandom as I’m sure many of his other devotees like Mike Perkins do as well, but for me it really does come down to the fact that the guy looks like a bad ass to the Nth degree and every time I see his rotted skull and big ass eye I just assume there’s a ballet of violence to come. The Marvel Legend of Deathlok embodies everything I dig about the character, since I really know very little about what makes him tick, but love the fact that he looks like a death metal song come to life, as is made evident with his figure. The toy seems to take elements of the 90’s version I’m more familiar with as far as his costume, mix in some of the original’s facial features, then finish off with a clunky backpack to plug his giant gun into via a tube in his chest—a true recipe for success from where I sit.

Monday, March 1, 2010

AIM Adventures: TJ Watches Raw

Tonight, TJ randomly decided to watch WWE Monday Night Raw and chatted with me on AIM as he did. It was awesome. Here are some highlights.

Warning: The Cool Kids Table takes no responsibility for TJ's language. Reader discretion is advised.

TJ: are you watching Monday night Raw?
TJ: [guest host] chong [of Cheech and Chong] just got in a ceral fight with a little guy
TJ: good stuff

TJ: I can't believe either the Undertaker or Shawn Michaels are still wrestling

TJ: Why is Vince [McMahon] walking like he's got a load in his pants?

TJ: oh man, it's funny how my opinions on wrestling have changed
TJ: i used to think the whole thing was fake
TJ: but i now know that, while rehearsed, these dudes really are doing some incredible, physical shit
TJ: it's just the acting that's terrible and fake

TJ: I'm kind of surprised an irate fan hasn't killed Vince

TJ: The Miz is tag team partners with Big Show?!
TJ: haha, awesome
TJ: i love that [Miz] made it into wrestling

TJ: jesus I can't believe Degeneration X is still around
TJ: and they dress the same
TJ: this is fucking mind blowing

TJ: I'm kind of uncomfortable with Big Show dressing as Andre the Giant
TJ: oh, also, the big guy should just punch the little guy and sit on his head
TJ: game over

TJ: HHH still looks like an angry lion

TJ: COME ON MIZ, KNOCK HIM AROUND LIKE YOU WANTED TO KNOCK CORAL AROUND!!!

TJ: aw, not fair, Shawn Michaels got distracted by the devil
TJ: bad form Miz

TJ: Holy shit, a giant leprechaun!

TJ: I...I have no idea what's going on

Friday, January 15, 2010

Linko! XXXIV: Lazy Edition

We're all too busy/tired to post anything legit tonight, but...

...check out TJ's blog...

...or Sean's...

...or Matt's...

...just not Dave's. Never Dave's.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Pimping Stuff: Pair o' Podcasts

I've always said I've been fortunate enough to work with a brilliant bunch of folks over the last few years, and it's nice to see the world at large begin to recognize our genius, as my friends and I rocked not one, but two podcasts today promoting our various endeavors.

First up, I was fortunate to be an invited guest on friend of the CKT Dan Brooks' podcast, Robot Sweatshop. Dan and I spent over an hour chatting about the origins of my Werewolf By Night Christmas story (currently on sale in the Marvel Holiday Spectacular), some behind the scenes stuff on the day-to-day of Marvel.com, upcoming goodness for Marvel Digital Comics Unlimited Comics and Marvel Motion Comics, as well as my bizarre fondness for certain random comic characters. Now, I'll warn you ahead of time that as I was unable to make it into Brooklyn to do the show live and had to conduct the interview over the phone my audio isn't necessarily the best, but the fabulous Mr. Brooks assures me that if pump up the volume and make sure you're in reasonable peace and quiet, you can hear just fine, so check all that out here.

Meanwhile, over on the War Rocket Ajax podcast co-hosted by Chris Sims of Invincible Super-Blog fame (I'm a big fan), the geniuses behind Twisted Toyfare Theater--also known as my pals T.J. Dietsch, Justin Aclin, Jon Gutierrez and Rob Bricken--spoke out on their own process and projects as well as topics ranging from Transformer to the Wu Tang Clan; give it a listen here.

Download, listen, enjoy!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Eye candy

Feeling lazy and watching lots of TV tonight instead of blogging. However, in lieu of a real post, check out this picture of TJ, Rickey, Dave and me from Rockport in 2007:

We are literally laughing at danger!

As a special bonus, here is the photo that will be used for either our first album cover or a promo shot for our new CW show:

Yay!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

That time I bought Cyberfrog

So the truly knowledgable fans of comic minutiae among you may recall that prior to being the ultra-successful artist of projects like Flash: Rebirth, Ethan Van Sciver kicked off his career at the ripe old age of 19 by creating a magical character named CyberFrog. He looked like this:

Skip ahead to February of 2007 and I, Ben Morse, am out to dinner following one of the days at New York Comic Con with Ethan and several others, including none other than Rickey Purdin. As it usually did, talk eventually turned to CyberFrog and I was stuck with a genius idea: since Ethan didn't have any plans for the character, why not hand him over to an enterprising creator such as myself who could take that cyberball and run with it?

I used my not inconsiderable powers of negotiation and convinced Ethan to sell me the rights to CyberFrog for a cool $1 American. Rags Morales was on hand to act as our official witness and we drew up the deal of a lifetime...
Naturally I was so excited that I ran out ASAP and posted the following press release, complete with Rickey's dynamic redesign of the character, to Comic Bloc:

Cyberfrog-mania continues to sweep the comic book world!

High Five Comics ("Where we high five comics instead of slapping them down") is pleased to announce the creative team of CYBERFROG: REBIRTH, the revolutionary mini-series that will retcon all the crappy stuff Ethan Van Sciver did and launch Cyberfrog into an exciting new world of action and excitement:

Superstar artist Rickey Purdin (Wizard: Diary) and unknown writer TJ Dietsch ("I did an essay in my linguistics class on R. Crumb's work and then another essay that compared the characterization of LOEG characters from the comics and their original novels")!

High Five hopes to release an interview with the CYBERFROG: REBIRTH team later this afternoon if they have time, but until then, feast your eyes on this exclusive first look at the NEW Cyberfrog courtesy of Rickey Purdin:

I also added the following amendment:

I'm no longer using the inner capitalization when writing "Cyberfrog." It reeks of the 90s and this property, for me, is not about dwelling in the past, but about looking forward and realizing the full, brilliant potential of the epic story of a cybernetically-enhanced frog that Ethan Van Sciver created when he was 19.

So here we are, over two years later, and sadly no Cyberfrog product from High Five Comics ever materialized. I've been asked the same question time and again: what happened?

What can I say? We were just a bunch of kids with big dreams and big ideas, maybe too big. Life happened.

And after a year of us not doing anything, I realized the back of the napkin said Ethan got the rights back.

The moral of the story is that if you are a successful comic book creator reading this blog and have a character you created as a teenager and are not currently using, please sell it to Rickey, TJ and myself. We have totally learned our lesson.

Thank you.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

TJ Dietsch: Soldier of the Apocalypse

I don't feel like doing a real post tonight because TJ got laid off and I'm upset about it.

If you're a company or individual looking for an intelligent, talented, creative and skilled individual with mad skills in writing, editing and various fields who also looks good in a variety of outfits, smarten up and contact him ASAP.

And now, the Cool Kids Table presents a photographic tribute to one of the best dudes we know...

















Friday, August 28, 2009

AIM Adventures Strikes Back

TJ: the shock and disapointment that you and rickey haven't seen star wars or don't like it or whatever nonsense it is has worn off
TJ: now i just feel bad for you guys
Ben: I feel bad for me too. I spent too many hours watching that shit.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Surgical Success!

Why who is this handsome devil......yes, it is I, mere moments after being brought out of the operating room and into recovery. I told Megan to snap a shot as soon as she saw me, and she says I was apparently mumbling "Take a picture" through my oxygen mask before they even got me settled (and Rickey rightly pointed out I look "just like an astronaut"). Also, apparently Megan was texting a bunch of folks to let them know I was ok, one of whom was TJ, who said to give me a kiss from him, and though I don't remember it, she says I kept protesting "I don't wanna kiss TJ" in front of all the nurses.

So the ostensible bad news from this morning's procedure was that things in my nose were apparently much worse than either I or the doctor originally thought. According to my doc, my septum, which is supposed to be straight and "shaped like the letter 'I'," was "shaped like the letter 'S'." Also, my sinuses, which he thought were just swollen and needed to be drained, were in fact engorged and actually need to be shaved down.

The good news is that my doctor and the folks at Meadows Surgery Center are incredible pros who answered every question that Megan and I had, made us feel totally comfortable, and took great care of me from start to finish.

So I've been in and out of consciousness most of the day, bleeding buckets out of my nose big enough to make the Lost Boys happy (screw you more topical Twilight reference), my head hurts and I'm pretty nauseous (as I explained to Rickey as the nurse explained to me, I'm swallowing a lot of blood, so my stomach is fulling it making me feel like vomiting, which totally makes me a Red Lantern, albeit a kindly one), but I'm feeling decent enough to at least hop on the computer and write a blog, so thumbs up.

Megan is being the raddest nurse ever (she has been changing the bloody gauze in my nose like every hour--that's love), Rickey brought me comics (like an angel) and Cerilli is simply the best boss ever (don't tell him I said that). I'm a lucky man.

So we'll see how the rest of the week plays out as far as my continued health and blogging, but I did want to hop in, give an update, and say thanks to those who were thinking of me.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Off to get my nasal surgery...

See y'all when I've got my undeviated septum and cleared up sinuses. Also, TJ seems to think I'm getting adamantium as well, so we'll see how that goes.

Why that picture? Why the heck not?

Friday, April 17, 2009

TJ Dietsch On...Actors

TJ Dietsch is a scholar and a gentleman. He has not one but two blogs, and yet his opinions can still not be confined...

"[Actors] are assholes. 'Hey, look at me, I can act like someone else.' I do that shit every day. Give me a million dollars and a statue of a naked guy."

Ten minutes later...

"What I really wanted to say was that most [actors] are blank slates who lack personality so they have to act like they have one."

After being asked if these thoughts could be posted...

"Yeah, as long as it doesn't make Megan want to kick my ass. More."

This has been TJ Dietsch.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Best LOST Ever?

My boy TJ really liked last night's episode of LOST. And TJ really likes LOST. Seriously, he says so all the time. And behind closed doors, he's calling last night's episode quite possibly the best episode ever.

Do I agree with him? Rarely if ever. I think he's just still high on the adrenaline of the episode being less than 24 hours old, but I also think he's going to let me be the godfather of his children some day.

Anyways, it raises an interesting question: If last night's episode wasn't the best ever (and it wasn't), which one was? It's such a consistently high quality show that it's tough to pick out a single standout.

In my mind, it's hard to beat "Through the Looking Glass", the season three finale. It's a wonderfully paced ride with great action, high tension, emotional impact to boot and so many great moments (Hurley saving the day with the van, Sayid actually being a badass, Charlie's sacrifice, Locke's resurrection, Jack beating the shit out of Ben, Sawyer killing Mr. Friendly, Rousseau beating the shot out of Ben, and so on and so on). And of course the kicker, the big flash forward reveal--how can you top that?

But hey, what do you think?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

AIM Adventures: TJ is gonna deal meth

TJ is always looking for ways to make money...

Ben: Did Rickey mention to you the moneymaking idea we discussed for you on the train
TJ: not at all, please explain
Ben: He's been watching Breaking Bad, the show about an old chemistry professor making the world's most awesome crystal meth
Ben: Your wife is essentially a chemist
Ben: Do I need to connect the remaining dots?
TJ: she's actually taking chemistry right now
TJ: sounds perfect
TJ: we would get caught in about 20 seconds though
Ben: Don't worry, Rickey and I will sell it for you
Ben: You just make it
TJ: yeah, that's why we'll get caught in 20 seconds
TJ: rickey will draw a sketch of the lab with the address on it and then post it on his blog
TJ: and you'll be copying and pasting our AIM Adventures that are like "shit, we need more meth!!!"
Ben: Uh, of course not...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

TV's Top Ten Shows (in Ben's World), April 2009 Edition

So over the weekend I was pretty much locked and loaded to write this entry, but in a rare moment of self-awareness thought "nobody cares what TV shows I watch" and opted out. Then TJ went ahead and did it, so I'm totally going to.

Though it's right there in the title, I feel I should reiterate that these are the top ten shows in my world, i.e. shows that I watch, so before you go off on me about Battlestar Galactica or Mad Men, remember that (and if you have the DVDs, please lend them to me)...

10. Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice
Yes, I am still watching both these shows, but they are dangerously close to falling off my radar. Grey's is the bigger offender of not living up to its potential right now simply because of how good it used to be and how far it has fallen. I'm mostly still keyed in because there are some really excellent actors on the show (chiefly Eric Dane, Chyler Leigh, Patrick Dempsey and Chandra Wilson), but it is suffering from a severely bloated cast and needs to drop some dead weight ASAP. After nearly five seasons, I'm also getting way too attuned to the distinct way the show is dialogued and they either need to find people capable of making this junk sound believable or grow up. I'm actually pretty into Private Practice right now on the strength of quirkier plots, a more compact cast with some really great players (Taye Diggs and Amy Brenneman are my favorites), and a healthy dose of Grant Show guest spots, but until Grey's gets back on track, I feel obligated to group them together.

9. Scrubs
I was finally ready to throw in the towel most people heaved a long time ago in regards to Scrubs after last season's abysmal run, but I thought the first few episodes after the ABC were really strong and renewed my hope. I'm still thinking the show's death sentence was premature, but after the latest hiatus, I'm concerned again momentum could be lost. I really dig the new interns and they may be my favorite part of the show right now, particularly because the bulk of the cast is really showing their age. I don't agree with some of my friends that Zach Braff is completely unwatchable, but I do see where his act is getting a bit stale and the solution of mixing in new blood is a good one. Let's get some quality guest stars too--Scrubs needs to take back its throne as the champ of stunt casting.

8. The Office
I'm just not as big an Office mark as most people I know. Don't get me wrong; I still enjoy the show and am nowhere near losing interest, but held up against stuff like 30 Rock and How I Met Your Mother, it just seems like a weak cousin that's starting to lag behind. That said, there's still a lot to like. The ensemble is still top notch and nobody is slacking, although I'm getting a bit sick of all Michael all the time and would like to see them share the wealth a bit. Kevin and Andy in particular crack me up, but never get enough play. If they'd share the wealth of storylines a bit, it would do wonders. It also feels like overall not a lot of importance is happening; I know it's a comedy, so there's less onus for development, but the structure of this show is still grounded enough that I feel like it needs some forward momentum. I'm hard on The Office because I know it could be better.

7. Family Guy
I thought this cartoon had more or less faded into a non-factor with a lack of new episodes and seemingly decreased bite and social relevance, but it's come roaring back the past few weeks, and I'm a bit ashamed to say that's mostly because they're pushing the boundaries perhaps further than they should be pushed. Jokes about shaken baby syndrome, Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's, OJ stabbing people and a "gay gene" should probably all be stuff I wag my finger at, but fuck it, I lose my shit. I alternate between gasping and laughing when I'm watching Family Guy, but I never stop watching and listening intently. It's both daming and hilarious, but this show is really funny again.

6. Big Love
I read in Entertainment Weekly recently where they described this series using something to the effect of it being a show that was founded on a gimmick and drew a lot of attention initially just on that, but then along the way developed into just quality television and held its viewership that way; I'm inclined to agree. The most impressive thing Bill Paxton and company do in my eyes is take a way of life that is very real and make it seem both undeniably alien and yet completely plausible. The writing and acting is of a caliber that you indeed look past the gimmick and feel the emotion of the ties binding these characters together both for bad and for good. It's also a very creepy show in many ways. The way of life on the polygamist compound and the combination of antiquated lifestyle with religious zealotry and slackjawed delusions of grandeur in the "villains" is just downright unsettling. The shift between the modern, shiny suburban world where the main characters live and the dark places just on the outskirts where they go is very powerful.

5. Gossip Girl
GG's loooooong absence of new episodes over the last month or so was painful and made it drop a bit from my favor, but it came back strong tonight and reminded me why it's my favorite guilty pleasure that I don't feel guilty about. If the show has a problem, it's that the plots and relationships move at such a breakneck pace (not unlike The O.C.) that the peaks and valleys can be too abrupt, but most of the cast is so good and everything is so wonderfully tongue in cheek that the rough patches don't last long. I'm really impressed by just all the young actors making their name on GG, but there's not question Leighton Meester is a good pace ahead of the rest with Ed Westwick following not far behind. Bottom line: the show is fun and I'm always intrigued to see what they'll do next.

4. How I Met Your Mother
Megan and I had the enjoyable experience of starting to watch this show from episode one on DVD in January and then by February we were all caught up and into season four live. On the bright side, we got a rad new show to watch, but on the other, we had to adjust to only being able to watch the show periodically and we've also got all the very best episodes fresh in our minds to hold the new ones up to each week. I don't think HIMYM is the best it's ever been right now (season two is hard to top), but it's still really good. I'm not so much into the Barney-Robin thing, but Neil Patrick Harris makes it work on the sheer strength of his awesomeness (that's not to say Cobie Smulders isn't damn funny too, but NPH is a whole other level). Jason Segel has also really come into his own and Alyson Hannigan is a seasoned pro (if the show has a weak link, it's Josh Radnor, but he's leagues better than he used to be). It feels like a bit of an awkward patch right now with dueling pregnancies in the female leads and some stagnation in the main plot, but this shit rocks (and I was shocked to learn it was on CBS!).

3. LOST
Some weeks, I am blown away by how incredibly awesome LOST is. Other weeks, I'm so frustrated by how let down I feel by LOST. The common denominator in both cases is that the hour flies by way faster than I'd like and my eyes bug out upon realization I've got to wait seven days (or in some cases seven months) for the next episode. When LOST is good, it's as good as TV gets, and when it's bad, it's really only bad because my expectations are ridiculously high. Without question, it's the most engaging and thought-provoking show I watch. I spend more time talking about LOST with other folks and speculating about what this and that meant than I do with any other three shows. LOST should also be the textbook for any other show trying to juggle a cast of more than five people as they do it expertly, moving the focus around so everybody gets some spotlight and nobody gets overkilled. And yes, I love typing LOST in all CAPS.

2. 30 Rock
No question, the funniest show on TV. Honestly, this could easily be number one, but I'm more of an hour-long guy right now, so this drops a spot (perhaps unjustly) for only being thirty minutes. But it's still the thirty funniest minutes of my week. I feel like Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey could sleepwalk through their parts of the show and still be money (that's a pretty funny idea, actually) and Tracy Morgan cracks me up, but the real hook this season has been the development of the second tier, particularly Jack McBrayer and Jane Krakowski, but also Judah Friedlander and even the bit players like Grizz and Dot Com. I also dig that they've more or less completely abandoned any pretense of the world the show takes place in being anything but surreal, as the less grounded in reality it is, the better. And while not all of the guest stars have been home runs, Salma Hayek and Oprah alone make it a path worth further exploring. Not a week goes by where there's not a new joke or line making its way from 30 Rock into my office's water cooler lexicon.

1. Brothers & Sisters
Yep, this non-genre, non-comedy one-hour drama that may have less in common on the surface than the stuff we generally post here than just about anything else on TV also happens to be my favorite show currently on the air (although B&S founding father Marc Guggenheim writes Amazing Spider-Man and the show's mastermind Greg Berlanti is writing the new Green Lantern movie, so maybe there's more common ground than I realized). Yeah, I'm a comic book fan, a sci fi fan, a goofy jokes fan, but I'm also a fan of flat out good television, and this show is good television. There's not a weak link in the cast and the writing is just top notch. It's a pleasure to watch these professionals work their craft, because the chemistry between actors as they fire off powerful, witty dialogue rapid fire is just a pleasure. It's a show that's funny, powerful, and covers all the bases from politics to parenthood, but at the end of the day it's about family, and that's something we can call relate to on some level. I think what impresses me most is that Brothers & Sisters is actually quite formulaic in how most episodes work (two acts of build, huge third act fight usually at a dinner, fourth act reconciliation or steps toward), but the people doing the writing and the acting are good enough to make you look forward to the predictable rather than disdain it. It's like American Gladiators where you always know the Eliminator is coming, but you don't mind, because the Eliminator is awesome.

And now, having compared Brothers & Sisters to American Gladiators, I'll call it a day.

Friday, March 13, 2009

AIM Adventures: Allergy Tests Suck!

Ben is bitching to TJ about the test he's taking for a possible nickel allergy (WARNING: nasty pictures at that link)...

Ben: Did I tell you about this allergy test I'm doing?
TJ: is it the prick test?
TJ: (not an insult, it's actually called that)
TJ: i read that and it sounded mean
Ben: Haha
Ben: No
Ben: I'm sure I would pass that
Ben: It's a "patch test"
Ben: I've had 82 square patches with small traces of nickel (which I may be allergic to) taped to my back with surgical tape since yesterday morning
Ben: I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it because my whole back itches like crazy and it doesn't help that there's like a day's worth of sweat and grossness festering under there
TJ: yeesh
TJ: that does not sound good
TJ: i had the prick test and it was excrusciating
TJ: they put like 50 things people might be allergic to and pierce your skin so it can get in there and then they see what makes you swell up and itch and shit
TJ: it felt like fire
Ben: It sounds terrible
Ben: I hate that in fucking 2009 the best way medicine can test us for allergies is to just throw whatever is supposed to make us sick at us and see what happens
TJ: haha, i was just thinking that
Ben: It's like Batman throwing Kryptonite at Superman to see if it still hurts him dude
Ben: No difference
TJ: my cell phone is half transformer and yet THIS is how they figure out if i have allergies
Ben: Right?
Ben: i'm not asking for a cure for cancer (though it would be nice), I just want to not have to walk around with 4.50 in change tapedto my back for two days to see if it fucks me up

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Will the real Justin Timberlake please stand up?

If you haven't already, you should totally scope the comments on this post from the other day, where a debate over which Justin Timberlake album is better, Justified or FutureSex/LoveSounds, has exploded.

On the side of Justified is the dynamic duo of Rickey and TJ (who through the magic of typos linked to some grad school instead of his blog in his response). Standing defiantly in defense of (the vastly superior) FS/LS: yours truly.

Whose side are you on?!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

AIM Adventures: Texting with TJ

TJ hates it when people text him because it costs him money.

Ben: Outline for me an acceptable situation to text you in
TJ: if the house i'm in is on fire
TJ: or somsone's about to shoot me
Ben: What if I'm in an accident and my vocal chords are temporarily paralyzed but my fingers still work and my phone has been damaged so that yours is the only number in it
TJ: i guess that would be okay
Ben: Thanks, man

Friday, December 19, 2008

AIM Adventures: Misleading Title

TJ is about to tell Ben about what sounds like an awesome new TV show...

TJ: have you seen the commercials for this Bromance show?
Ben: NO
Ben: What?
TJ: it's that Brody Jenner kid
TJ: who showed up on 2 different reality shows on 2 different networks
TJ: (Keeping Up with the Kardashians and The Hills)
TJ: apparently he's so lame he needs a reality show to get him a friend
TJ: it looks awful
TJ: it also brings the grand total of Laguna Beach spinoffs to 3
Ben: Fuck that
Ben: You taunt me with an awesome show title like Bromance and then hand me a Hills spinoff?
Ben: Cold, even for you
TJ: haha
TJ: blame MTV
Ben: I blame you
Ben: You could have said, "Hey, you hear about the new Hills spinoff?" and I could have said "Don't care"
Ben: But you drew me in, like a spider to its web
TJ: i saw the preview while watching a made about a fat kid who wants to do a triathalon
TJ: that's how i roll
Ben: This conversation is going on my blog. The world is going to see you for what you are.
TJ: i'm gonna be famous!
Ben: At least 12 people will know who you are
TJ: you get 12 readers? i'm jealous