WRESTLEMANIA VI
Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior for
the WWF title
This
was most likely an early video purchase as it was from right before I started
watching and I generally back track my hobbies pretty quickly and obsessively. The
VHS case for this show is pretty rad and looks almost comic book-esque with the
colorful pose down between Hogan and Warrior with a ton of lightning in
between.
Aside
from the main event and even the undercard, there’s a lot of memorable touches
to this show, from the crazy opening where Vince McMahon narrates the
constellations turning into Hogan and Warrior, to the return of the mini carts
that carried people to the ring from three years earlier, to Steve Allen
playing the piano in the shower with the Bolsheviks.
Believe
it or not, at eight years old I wasn’t much of a Hogan fan or a Warrior fan (I
was probably the only kid who considered Kerry Von Erich his favorite wrestler
despite never having heard of World Class), but they delivered here in spades.
First off, their dueling whacked out pre-match promos about natural disasters
sweeping the Earth and saving planes about to crash are the stuff of legend
(get the Ultimate Warrior DVD just for those promos if nothing else) and I can
watch them whenever. When they got in the ring though, it was a transformative
bit of magic where two guys known for their character over their wrestling
prowess boosted each other to a great, intense match with the different formula
of two good guys opposing one another, something I’d never seen. They captured
lightning in a bottle that night and I should really try to hunt this one down,
as I haven’t watched it in ages.
WRESTLEMANIA VII
Randy Savage vs. The Ultimate Warrior
Not
honestly sure how I first watched this one. I remember renting it years later
when I was old enough to think the idea of the blindfold match was dumb and
realize those guys were not really Demolition, but I also think I saw it as a
kid. Did a friend of mine order it? Possible, as my buddy Dave Hill would get
these from time to time (I’m pretty certain there was a wrestling pay-per-view
blackout between the years of 1990 and 1997 in the Morse household).
There
are a few classic moments tucked among the quickie matches here, including
Virgil’s great upset win by countout over longtime tormentor Ted DiBiase and
the start of the Undertaker’s streak. I also recall as a nine-year-old being
pretty freaked out by if not outright scared of Iraqi sympathizer Sgt.
Slaughter, probably in large part because I didn’t think a G.I. Joe would
betray America.
The
match that makes this show though, and really one of my all-time favorites, is
Savage vs. Warrior, career vs. career. It was a slow burn feud where Savage
chased Warrior for months, cost him the WWF title, and they hated each other
enough to put it all on the line despite not having ever fought (on television
at least). It’s another classic Savage performance, with the pathos cranked up
to the point where every big move feels epic, and Warrior keeping pace (as best
he can). By the time Savage kicks out of the big splash and Warrior gets up
after like 18 flying elbow drops, I was losing my mind wondering what was going
to happen. It’s the time of match where the story is so larger-than-life that
Warrior walking halfway down the aisle, looking “to his gods” and then coming
back to win with a big shoulder block makes perfect sense.
However,
it gets really good after the action’s over, when the evil Sensational Sherri
turns on her meal ticket and Elizabeth returns to save the man who spurned her
two years earlier and the first couple of the WWF reunites, Savage hoisting her
up on his shoulder just as he did back at WrestleMania IV after winning the
title. Savage then refusing to let Elizabeth hold the ropes for him and opening
them for her instead is just the icing on the cake.
I
have something in my eye…
WRESTLEMANIA VIII
Roddy Piper vs. Bret Hart for the
Intercontinental title
This
should have been at the height of my childhood wrestling fandom, but I believe
it also coincided with the months-long ban my parents put on me watching
because I got suspended at school for getting in a fight (I was bad news when I
was 10). I circumvented not being allowed to watch Superstars on Saturday
morning by sneaking a little mini TV that got three channels into my closet,
but obviously that wouldn’t work for pay-per-views, so I’m pretty sure I didn’t
see this one live and later rented the tape instead.
For
me, WrestleMania VIII is the changing of the guard/bridge between eras show, as
not only does Hogan go away for awhile afterward, but up and coming staples of
the 90’s like Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker put away 80’s stars on their
way out like Tito Santana and Jake Roberts. Randy Savage has a great match with
Ric Flair to blow off the even better “she was mine before she was yours” angle
involving Elizabeth, plus Ultimate Warrior came back after being gone since the
previous year’s SummerSlam.
However,
the highlight of the show for me is the final part of that torch passing
trilogy, as Bret Hart gets firmly established in the big time mix by scoring a
rare win over Roddy Piper to take back the IC title. You get about 10 minutes
of solid chain wrestling and brawling, then the pathos play as the referee gets
knocked out, Piper contemplates reverting to his onetime villainous ways by
using the ring bell as a weapon, then Hart seizing on his hesitation to reverse
a sleeper for the win. Piper is one of the best overall characters of all-time,
but it’s cool he got to really show off the wrestling skills he did have here,
and then Bret got to not only look like the top flight athlete, but also savvy
as he outsmarts one of the WWF’s all-time craftiest guys.
WRESTLEMANIA IX
The Steiner Brothers vs. The
Headshrinkers
I
can’t remember what was going on with me and wrestling in 1993, but for
whatever reason, I wasn’t as tuned in as years prior. That seems odd, as I was
11 and really had nothing better to do, because I was just shy of embracing new
stars like Shawn Michaels and maybe still missing the late 80’s/early 90’s mid
card that cleared out over the course of 1992. Regardless, I don’t think I
watched this show until later on tape.
WrestleMania
IX gets a pretty bad rap, mostly I think because people didn’t care for the
Bret Hart vs. Yokozuna main event and what happened after the match. Stuff like
Undertaker vs. Giant Gonzales didn’t help matters and a lot of the card was
just forgettable (though Michaels vs. Tatanka and Crush vs. Doink are both
pretty ok). That aside, the done-up setting of Caesar’s Palace and everybody
wearing togas certainly gave it a memorable look if nothing else.
The
bright spot on the show for me—and I believe for others—was relative WWF
newcomers the Steiner Brothers taking on the Headshrinkers in a super physical
15-minute tag team match. I was pretty much an exclusive WWF fan as a kid, but
I switched over to WCW Saturday Night enough times to at least know who the
Steiners and Sting were (Arn Anderson also left an indelible mark on me because
he didn’t look like the wrestlers I was used to but was awesome in the ring). I
would to this day call the Steiners my all-time favorite tag team, and this
match is a good example why, as they snap off crisp suplexes on the mammoth
Headshrinkers—who, to their credit, could take and dish out plenty of
damage—keep the energy jacked up, then Scott polishes things off with the first
Frankensteiner I probably ever saw.
WRESTLEMANIA X
Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart
My
friend Dave Hill ordered this show and taped it; I may or may not have
re-watched it with him shortly thereafter (I think I did), but I definitely
swiped it again when we were in high school and it currently resides in the
basement of my house. I was definitely onboard with the product again at this
point, with the rise of Shawn Michaels and awesome Hart brothers feud drawing
me back in.
That
said, I think this is probably the most overrated WrestleMania of all-time, and
while most people love it, I can take it or leave it. The argument in favor is
that two of the best matches ever (almost) bookend the show, but that’s 40
minutes of awesome action, then the remaining two-plus hours are pretty bland
(actually, the Randy Savage-Crush match isn’t bad either). It’s still an ok show,
and has the benefit of the always great Madison Square Garden crowd, but so
many people go on about it being among the best that I reflexively dislike it.
But
man, those two good matches are really, really good. And as much as I love the
Michaels-Razor Ramon Ladder match for the Intercontinental title, I love the
Bret vs. Owen opener that much more. First off, it was just an incredibly
intense and well done storyline, with Owen coming out of nowhere to be this
great heel foil to his heroic brother (seriously, what was he doing a year
before this?). But no matter how good the promos were, they don’t hold a candle
to the in-ring product, as these guys put on a clinic in technical wrestling
with the kind of chemistry I suppose only brothers who had been wrestling one
another since they were kids could have. The ending is just perfect, and this
is another match I can watch over and over.
WRESTLEMANIA XI
Diesel vs. Shawn Michaels for the WWF
title
1995
was the nadir of my pro wrestling fandom as I checked out somewhere shortly
after Diesel won the WWF title and wouldn’t be back full-time for a couple
years. I was aware of what was going on peripherally mostly because of the
mainstream coverage they got bringing in celebrities like Pamela Anderson and
Lawrence Taylor, but by the time Mabel became King of the Ring, I was totally
out of the loop.
It
would be some time before I watched this show, tracking it down years later
once I went into completist mode. Not many people speak too highly of this one,
from the bland undercard to the crappy venue (Hartford, Connecticut, quite
possibly my least favorite city in America). A smorgasbord of mid-90’s
celebrities arguably outshone the WWF roster here, with Salt-n-Pepa belting out
“Whatta Man,” Jonathan Taylor Thomas beating Bob Backlund at chess, and, of
course, LT putting on a match way better than anybody expected against Bam Bam
Bigelow in the main event.
However,
as impressed as I was by the work of Bam Bam and Taylor, on a forgettable show,
I give my nod to the WWF title match, as my favorite wrestler, Shawn Michaels,
got his first real shot (discounting Survivor Series 1992) and busted his ass
even in a losing performance. Diesel knew well enough to let his buddy lead the
dance and looked cool as heck with Pamela Anderson on one arm and Jenny
McCarthy on the other, eyebrow cocked and smirk firing on all cylinders.
Great list Ben.
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