And now, to the consternation and frustration of all but five or so of our readers (here’s to you, Fighting Geek), it’s pro wrestling talk time!
WrestleMania XVII is under two months away at this point and the card is quickly taking a not too shabby shape. We’re looking to get a Randy Orton/C.M. Punk grudge match, Edge/Alberto Del Rio for the World title and some business between Rey Mysterio and Cody Rhodes. I’d also wager another round of Undertaker/Kane as well as the long-awaited return of Triple H to take on Sheamus are headed our way as well. Were I booking, I might also throw in a Big Show & Diesel vs Wade Barrett & Ezekiel Jackson match, perhaps a triple threat Tag Team title defense involving members of the Nexus and Corre gunning for Marella & Kozlov, something for the Divas to do, Jerry Lawler against Alex Riley & Michael Cole and hopefully a Money in the Bank Ladder outing.
But regardless of what leads, it’s looking fairly likely at this point that the show will close with The Miz defending his WWE title against John Cena.
Miz has a pretty forgone title defense against Jerry Lawler coming up at Elimination Chamber; the “legend who has never been to WrestleMania” storyline is nice, but it’s also perfectly set up for Michael Cole to interfere and further their little feud. With Miz staying champion going into the big event, Cena is the most logical number one contender to emerge from the Chamber as number one given that the two already have a simmering issue going (that said, I would love to be surprised and see John Morrison pull the upset—I’ve been watching his DVD lately and that guy can go).
So there you have it: WrestleMania XVII will be headlined by The Miz against John Cena with the WWE title on the line.
Does that sound right?
I feel like it should. Those are two of WWE’s biggest names and certainly both hardworking performers who have earned their place in the spotlight. Yet when I hold Miz/Cena up against Hogan/Andre, Bret/HBK, Rock/Austin or even Sid/Undertaker and Bam Bam Bigelow/Lawrence Taylor, it feels like it’s missing that marquee value to some degree. It feels in many ways not like a WrestleMania main event, but just another match.
Let’s tackle the pros and cons to Miz/Cena headlining WrestleMania.
PROS
-Like I said, these guys have earned their spot. Both have worked their asses off both physically and as ambassadors for the WWE. Neither guy had anything handed to them and it’s nice to see people get rewards when they deserve them. In particular, Miz went from being a reality TV joke to one of wrestling’s most compelling performers and belongs in this position.
-It will be a good match. These two have good proven chemistry and both turn it on in “big game” environments. Again, you’ve got two guys who have worked hard to get here who each have a tremendous amount of pride; they won’t let it suck between the ropes.
-From a man on the street perspective, Miz is the most hated heel in WWE and Cena is the most over babyface. They have worked the press junkets and most people beyond the hardcore wrestling fanbase know them as their characters. It’s a match that comes off as the ultimate good vs the ultimate evil to the casual fan, and that’s very important for WrestleMania.
-It’s a relatively fresh matchup. They’ve only had one other pay-per-view meeting two years ago when Miz was at nowhere near the level he is now.
-At the end of the day, Cena vanquishing the evil Miz, ending his four-month title reign and regaining the WWE championship for the first time in three quarters of a year is the kind of vibe you want to close the show on.
CONS
-Miz does not feel like a credible champion and Cena is Superman. Since winning the WWE title back in November, Miz has had to cheat against Randy Orton and struggled against 61-year-old Jerry Lawler. The only clean title defense I can recall for Miz was against John Morrison back in December, and even then Alex Riley played a role. Meanwhile, Cena has been a dominant force even without the title; in an even remotely fair fight, there’s no way to go into this match with it feeling like Miz has any chance or that it will go longer than five minutes or so.
-This is a bigger “problem”—I’ll explain the quotes in a moment—for WWE, but as much as the viewers who just know about wrestling from mainstream media coverage and only buy WrestleMania may love Cena, a lot of hardcore wrestling fans can’t stand him (I think he’s great, for whatever that’s worth). It really shouldn’t be an issue, because that casual audience as well the young fanbase who love Cena are really WWE’s target demographic at this point in time, but still, a WrestleMania that ends with half the crowd booing isn’t ideal.
-It’s a “relatively” fresh matchup, but not that fresh. Though they’ve only met once on pay-per-view, Miz and Cena have battled countless times on Raw since 2009, as recently as a few months ago. With wrestling the way it is today and the grueling pace of so much television to produce, you’re unlikely to find too many truly fresh matchups, but even when Cena faced Batista last year, that was a good example of a main event feeling special on the basis of the combatants having been in the ring against one another only a handful of times with significant space in between. Cena and Orton have wrestled on dozens of occasions, but they’re big enough names to make it feel special every time; I’m not sure Miz is there yet (if he’s not, he’s close, but still).
The good seems to outweigh the bad and in the practical sense it’s the perfect choice…but there’s still something. I think my first con is the one that concerns me the most: I hope Miz’s credibility can be upped by WrestleMania to the point where Cena doesn’t need to come into the match with a played up injury that would drag down the quality in order for the champ to at least appear to have a chance.
I’m sure WWE, Miz and Cena will find a way to make it work. Fault them for all you want, but when the chips are down, they know how to build epics.
This just in: Apparently none of this matters.
The Main Event at mania will be Undertaker vs HHH with HBK as the ref.
ReplyDeleteInteresting...I do think if HHH makes it back he's wrestling Sheamus though.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on the Miz -- but they have almost two months to get Miz to built him up.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I think the WM27 line-up should look like:
RAW Title: Cena vs. The Miz
SD! Title: Edge vs. Alberto Del Rio
TAG: Marello/Koslov vs. Korre vs. New Nexus
WOMENS: no idea.
Money In The Bank: Bryan, SHeamus, The King, Kofi Kingston, Big Show and John Morrison (to win)
The Undertaker vs. Triple H (with HBK as special ref)
Orton vs. CM Punk (w/ New Nexus at ringside)
Rey vs. Cody
I think there's honestly a chance of Sting appearing -- If WWE could get Bret Hart for last year, they could do Sting. It's in Atlanta -- and if they want to spend the money to do it and get the biggest pop, this would be it.
If they're ready to pull the trigger on Awesome Kong, just have her squash Eve as a mystery opponent.
ReplyDeleteBen: yes, Awesome Kong debuting at WM27 would be big, but I don't know if WWE has that much faith in her to let her debut at their main event of the year. But it would be nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd for HHH vs Sheamus, I know they're friends but they did last year's WM and I don't think they'd repeat.
Yeah, I share the sentiment on Kong. More likely she'll debut as LayCool's bodyguard.
ReplyDeleteI do think HHH/Sheamus will repeat simply because Sheamus put HHH out and when he returns (which seems to be coming), getting revenge has to be his first issue.
I don't know the specific names but based on the context -- I assume Miz is a cowardly heel that cheats to win -- it's hard for me to see the future booking possibilities in the suggested card. I'd let Cena chase for a while yet -- a cowardly heel can be much more hated after eight undeserving wins than after three and face chasing heel is of course the foundational money angle. It sounds like he could also use at least a little buttressing in the credible wrestling department. It also doesn't sound like you have a bunch of credible sub-heels to challenge a face champ right now.
ReplyDeleteSo do Cena/UT, let Miz wrestle HHH to a surprisingly credible standstill for a while but then have Seamus -- "Seamus"? Really? -- interrupt and DQ the event out or get HHH pinned on an "unfinished business with me" angle. Then you can set up Cena chasing on the next RAW in one of those "I'm beat up, but I'm still man enough to kick your ass" angles and then goose it by having HHH join the chase after the next PPV where he slaughters Seamus, so you get the heat from those two fighting each other for the chance to take the crown and how much better this makes Miz look -- and more hated -- by weaseling his way away from two credible faces.
You could probably get to August that way. This would also give you enough time to set up a monster heel to clash with whomever you give the title at that point, or that person feuds with someone established -- Edge, maybe? -- and you let the monster heel build through the fall to the next WM.
All that from context? Tom, you never cease to amaze me.
ReplyDeleteOnly flaw is that it's WrestleMania so you can't really book placeholder matches with the future in mind; it's kind of all or nothing.
This year really is a transitional year for Wrestlemania.
ReplyDeleteLooking at things right now, coming into it with guys like Del Rio and the Miz as headliners for the main events, then we're finally getting to see where the WWE is taking their brand. It is always a good idea to bring new talent up as heels. It works (ask the Rock), and it is much harder to be a face in the WWE these days. Miz id there as a top heel, and Del Rio has such a slappable grin, that it won't take him long to garner Vicki-level heat with the crowd.
My greatest worry for Wrestlemania is the babyfaces. Cena is the top guy, but his pop will be limited due to the fact that smarks like to rag on him. Taker will always get pop, but can he make it last longer than his entrance? And after them... You have Edge? Orton? They're more 'tweeners than straight up faces. Big Show is stuck in the upper-mid card. Nash could do it, if he was given time to build on TV, but I don't think he will (unless he takes R-Truth's spot in the Elimination Chamber).
I just don't think there are enough top-level guy for the fans to get behind right now. Well, most fans. I always cheer for the heels.
You're totally right in that WM has long been the end of the season and the first Raw the beginning of the next. I'm totally wrong; sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteDeriving from context isn't difficult with wrestling; that's why you can pick up 90 percent of all the storylines in one episode!
I'm really only totally unfamiliar with the group that includes The Miz (whom I assume to be a cowardly heel) and Seamus/Sheamus (mid-card monster heel) and that Brit they're supposedly using (no idea), and I don't think I've ever seen the Cena/Orton generation wrestle on TV. That's the fun part of wrestling, and used to be a fun part of superhero comics.
Yep, you nailed it. And again, your booking would be the logical and smart course of action at any point of the year outside Mania.
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