Friday, May 15, 2009

Linko! VI

Woof. I typed most of this from the terminal of the Louis Armstrong airport in New Orleans this morning where I'd been on business for the past two days, falling behind on work and sleeping very little. So, sorry to say that for most of this week's Linko! I don't really recall where I found these things at. Thanks to all the people I know online who are better at finding cool shit than me. On with the show!

* I don't know about the rest of you, but I love how every few years someone comes along and posts a part of the infamously pulped Elseworlds 80-Page Giant that DC barely put out a few years back. Aside from the fact that general consensus said the publisher cancelled the comic thanks to a strip that eventually saw print and won an Eisner, the rest of the stuff that most of us never got our hands on seems really keen. And I'd rather get it as an occasional internet treat than as a full illegal download or whatever. Anyway, this week's resurfacing of material from the issue comes in the form of several splash pages mocking Silver Age books written by Mark Waid and drawn by Ty Templeton, including the above installment spinning a totally historical Superman tale. I know that this gets said every time someone links to his artwork online, but holy shit, y'all...Ty Templeton needs to start drawing my dreams.

* Semi-related?: A fun Watchmen send-up from MAD drawn by Glenn Fabry.

* I don't remember where exactly I saw this link, but Mark Millar got interviewed by a British newspaper earlier this week for...well, being Mark Millar, I guess. Millar is perhaps the most consistently funny and blatantly cocky hype man in mainstream superheroes, and whenever he does interviews on himself and the industry in general, we get quotes like this:

BB What did you think of Watchmen?

Millar I went to the premiere and it was weird because I was 16 when the Watchmen comics were first published. I remember going on a date after buying the final issue and I was so excited about Watchmen, that I actually pretended I had to go to the toilet so I could read it. I just sat on the toilet and read the whole comic.

BB Was the girl not suspicious when you got up in the middle of the date and said: "Sorry, I have to go the toilet. I maybe some time"?

Millar [Laughing] And I come back looking really satisfied.

* Reasons Why I'm Lame #173: I didn't get to go to last weekend's Toronto Comics Arts Festival, which boasted a killer lineup of comic creators. HOWEVER, I did get to interview the esteemed Emmanuel Guibert at CBR in advance of the show, and there are plenty of cool links out there to make the rest of us jealous, including this video overview:



I also dug the first two parts of cartoonist Dustin Harbin's report from the show, and part 3 should be up soon. I don't know Harbin at all, but for some reason we're friends on Facebook and Twitter. The internet is fucking weird, right? Anyway, I hope to check out some of his comics someday.

* I know that there's a link floating around to a Quicktime version of Michael Kupperman's "Snake N Bacon" cartoon show that premiered this past week on Adult Swim, but if you haven't watched it yet or want to watch it again, I highly recommend doing so through the actual Adult Swim website as them getting more hits is the best way the rest of us have of contributing to Kupperman's chances of doing more animation work in addition to his achingly funny comics.

* Speaking of Kupperman, there are too many funny links put up on his Twitter account to ever post here, but this week I couldn't resist sharing this video highlighting Alfonso Ribeiro's brief career as a pitchman for a teach-yourself breakdancing kit. It only gets funnier when you consider how Ribeiro's career highlight involved him playing one of the whitest black men in TV history.

* Not to sound sycophantic or anything, but I'm generally of the opinion that when Scott McCloud tells us he's read four new graphic novels and they're worth our time, I'm inclined to listen to him – especially when two of the books he's talking about are by David David Mazzucchelli and Hope Larson. The other two books sound cool too, though I'm unfamiliar with David Small and Vera Brosgol.

* Hey, are you a lady who's going to this summer's MoCCA festival? Wait! Wait...this isn't some sleazy come on! The aforementioned Hope Larson is throwing a ladies only comics party Friday night before the festival in NYC and made this killer poster to promote it. If I had breasts and a vagina, I'd totally be all over that.

* Rock Link! Via my buddy David Press amongst others, you can listen to the new Wilco album as a continuous stream at the band's website. The idea of naming their seventh studio album Wilco The Album is pretty great, especially as the first song is titled "Wilco (The Song)." That's the best thing I've heard since I played a show back in the day with a South Carolina band called The Weather who's album The Weather included the hit single "The Weather."

* Comic creators give advice to aspiring schlubs part 1: Warren Ellis on promoting your comics.

* Comic creators give advice to aspiring schlubs part 2: Nickelodeon Magazine editor and Agnes Quill creator Dave Roman gives way more advice than is necessary about being a freelance illustrator at his blog.


* I remember back in the day when "Smallville" was a show about a young Clark Kent coming of age with a surprising amount of charm and pathos. The past few seasons, the show has turned into being a pretty over the top homage to continuity porn, as evidenced by my buddy Zach Oat's rundown of DC Comics characters that have appeared in the show over the years at Television Without Pity. Dude...Maxima was on this season?!?!? 6th grade Kiel stares in disbelief.

* Finally, if there's one thing I've learned from years of reading Wizard Magazine and a few years working there, it's that if something's popular enough, it warrants a variant. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's learned that lesson.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

(More Than A) Paragraph Movie Reviews: Star Trek

So, before anything else...SPOILERS.


Over the past five years, I discovered almost inexplicably that I love "Star Trek." This seriously caught me off guard.

Sure, I'm generally a nerdy guy and follow all sorts of sci fi franchises in one way or another, but if you would've asked me in my prime geeky teenage years whether Trek was one of my passions, I'd have most certainly said "No." I watched "The Next Generation" as a kid on and off before become a regular watcher of the later seasons (I still don't get what the big deal was with Tasha Yar). And thanks to an awkward night staying late at the home of my Scoutmaster's family, I was soon totally absorbed into "Deep Space Nine" for its entire run (probably my favorite TV show ever). After that, like most casual Trek watchers, I bailed three seasons into "Voyager" and only came to "Enterprise" on and off during its later seasons after friends had told me producers had ditched its dopey "let's appeal to moms" theme song in favor of stories heavy on "TOS" continuity porn. Somewhere in there, I watched most of the mythology-heavy episodes with the original crew as well as all of the movies, though I was always a '90s Trek supporter before I was a Kirk devotee.

But while I obviously dug the world of Gene Roddenberry enough to devote hours of time watching various Trek enterprises (hooray for puns!) I never had a strong passion for most of it the way I did for comics or "Star Wars" or Ray Bradbury. "Star Trek" series were things I watched on the periphery – mostly late at night or on the weekends with little or no discussion on the stories with my brother or my friends afterwards. Even in the prime years of awesomeness on "DS9," my relationship with the show was singular and almost kind of solitary.

Then a few years ago near the final death of the Rick Berman era of the franchise, I got sucked back into Trek in a really weird way. Like I said, some friends who are much more knowledgeable and devoted to the franchise piqued my interest enough to start popping in for the occasional "Enterprise" episode while I spent my first year home from college watching almost the entire run of "DS9" with my buddy Grog as we both faced the frightening prospects of finding real jobs. Where as a kid I always kind of sheepishly followed the idea that ultimately Trek wasn't as cool as "Star Wars" because it was way too talky and (more importantly) obvious in its interaction with its prime metaphors, I started to see with my second round of watching that Trek was at its strongest when it embraced the things that made it really fucking Trekky. Sermonizing devoid of subtext and blunt, over the top alien races may come off as really cheesy at face value, but ultimately those building blocks made for fun, twisty plotting and fantastic character dynamics and personal development. I started to appreciate these things even more as I began paying attention to the ins and outs of serial television writing (especially when I could compare the later works of the writers I learned had made "DS9" so great on series like "Battlestar Galactica" and "The 4400").

Suddenly, I found myself wasting plenty of time filling in the gaps of my Trek knowledge during massive trips down the Wikipedia hole and getting pretty upset at the idea that UPN would cancel "Enterprise" prematurely (and I didn't even like that show!). Out of nowhere, I was finding myself connecting with elements of the series that had always kind of hung around in the back of my head but never really manifested in a big way, and I also found I had loads of opinions on Trek topics that I wasn't even familiar with. Mostly, I really started to identify with the broader metaphorical ideas "Star Trek" trafficked in: grand exploration and the bridging of various cultures through open diplomacy. It was a strange and kind of disconcerting place to find myself in.

And then J.J. Abrams came along.


Like I said, I've got no real strong connection to the original "Star Trek" series even now. I don't really feel strongly that there's a "right way" to deal with the stories of Kirk and his crew. I don't hold fidelity to any kind of continuity argument made about treating the original episodes as some kind of unshakeable canon. In fact, I could have cared less if Abrams and his Trek brain trust had just come out and said, "We're doing a straight reboot and ignoring pretty much everything that came before plot-wise." When I walked into the movie theater last Friday and watched "Star Trek," I wasn't hoping for any kind of sacrosanct treatment of what I'd known from before as much as I was hoping that whatever new direction the creators took the franchise in, it would hold the potential to deliver a similar kind of story value I'd grown to love in the original confines of the fictional world.

And here's the crazy thing: I think that maybe Abrams might have done what I'd hoped even though there was next to nothing vaguely resembling the kinds of things I love about "Star Trek" in his film. The Abrams movie contains no story engagement with the themes of discovery, exploration and brotherhood that have served as the crux of the franchise since day one. The ideals of the United Federation of Planets and the often mocked Prime Directive weren't simply glossed over – they didn't appear at all on screen. In the biggest sense possible, "Star Trek" side-stepped all the bigger ideas that you'd commonly associate with "Star Trek." And yeah, I'm sure plenty of people who aren't fans of the franchise who will point me towards the very funny and often blogged Onion video that hit this week mocking "scenes set at a long table where interstellar diplomacy is debated in endless detail," but writing all the bigger themes off as boring and nerdy is a bullshit cop out. There's nothing that says a creative set of individuals can't tell a story that both expresses the values Trek has always held up as exemplary while still being exciting both in terms of human drama and big action visuals. Abrams just didn't meld those two ideas here.

But just when the three of you still reading this are probably thinking that absence means I hated "Star Trek," I'm here to tell you you're wrong. I really, really, really liked the movie.

At the risk of getting too far off on a tangent here, really the best way I can explain what I thought of Abram's "Trek" and what made it work as a film is to steal an idea from a comics blogger I was reading of late. See, Tim O'Neil spent most of March rolling out a long critical analysis of Mark Waid and Alex Ross' DC superhero series Kingdom Come. The series of posts is archived here, and is really worth the time of anyone interested in modern comics, but for our purposes I wanted to quote O'Neil's explanation of "momentism" and how Alan Moore (a favorite writer of "Trek" producer Damon Lindelof) used that theory in crafting a few legendary Superman stories:

Moore's approach to these Superman stories is, in its own way, as remarkable as his approach to Watchmen: instead of deconstructing the entire genre, he deconstructed a single character. He reverse-engineered Superman in such a way that he was able to deduce the most optimum possible vehicle for telling the best Superman story - what story can hit the best Superman "beats"? How do you build a superhero comic around an iconic character like Superman? Easy: you figure out the most quintessential things Superman does and build a story around them.


Swap out "Moore" with "Abrams" and "Superman" with "Star Trek," and you've pretty much got exactly what happened with the core of the new film. "Star Trek" is an exercise in proving to non-Trek fans what is supposed to be cool about the original series while throwing a few choice continuity bones to longtime fans. Scene after scene, what we get as an audience is a "greatest hits" style clip show of classic Trek moments. Kirk cockily blows some shit up. Spock uses the nerve pinch. Scotty gives it all she's got. Bones is a doctor, not a physicist. Sulu has a sword. A red shirt bit it on an away mission. Etc, etc, etc. And while that kind of writing can easily slide into nostalgia or pointless naval gazing, all credit goes to Abrams as a filmmaker for combining all these elements into a whole that felt fresh and fun while also remaining familiar. That is not an easy thing to do, but I smiled all the way through without ever cringing at moments which in past iterations of this franchise (and this crew) have come off as really dopey.


In a way, this doesn't come as a surprise since everything we'd seen of "Star Trek" before it hit looked carefully crafted to evoke the original series in the new millennium, right down to the fact that the actors cast in the roles all held a strong physical resemblance to those who they were replacing. But even in that, Abrams picked people who could convincingly carry the parts. Karl Urban's Bones slayed me almost every time he stepped into the frame, and both Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto fit the model for Kirk and Spock while not merely tossing off a pastiche of Shatner and Nimoy. In fact, I think that Nimoy was proabably the weak link acting wise (followed closely by Eric Bana's Nero, who was all right if forgettable as the gravely-voice Romulan villain from the future). My good friend The Last Angry Man seemed quite displeased with the broad comedic reading Simon Pegg gave Scotty (which he'll doubtlessly be expounding upon in his must-read forthcoming review at The Secret Base) although I thought Pegg was just fine if underdeveloped along with all the non-Kirk, non-Spock players.

Still, was the movie really "about" anything beyond its characters being its characters in a slightly more dangerous and unfamiliar (and shiny) version of the same setting they inhabited in the '60s? I'm sure that if you'd query Abrams and screenwriters Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, they'd tell you that the core of what the story is really about lies in that Kirk/Spock relationship and how the two men of different worlds worked past similar pain and loss to become great friends, but I really didn't feel that was in there so much as what we got was a sharp establishment of a screen relationship we already expected. Doubtlessly, Spock's warring emotions and the torment he received for being a Vulcan/human hybrid dished up the closest thing to those metaphors of brotherhood and cultural connections I was praising earlier. But at the same time, I felt the whole "you must feel and accept fear" subtext ultimately got brushed aside in favor of scenes that were blatantly about two buds killing shit with lasers. And its not like Spock's speech-making affected Kirk at all. Kirk remained the character he was throughout the film with very little growth or prodding, a surprisingly effective choice that comics and TV writer John Rogers gets into on this must-read post at Kung Fu Monkey.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with all of that. Even though "Star Trek" wasn't really about any of the things that made me grow to love Trek out of nowhere, its blatantly commercial goal of reestablishing Trek as a blockbuster franchise again was done as smartly as it could have been done, and nothing about the film leads me to believe that future installments can't pick up the bigger metaphors and get boldly going into some territory that will connect with audiences outside of popcorn spectacle. In fact, where "Star Trek" left things for future installments stands pretty poised to take advantage of those elements in what I think are some pretty interesting ways. On a goofball continuity level, the altered reality timeline the film sets up really makes for fresh and unexpected stories in a way that most prequels just can't pull off. People can die on "Star Trek" now, which at a base dramatic level is kind of necessary to bring people along for part 2 as opposed to weak sauce like this proposed "Gossip Girl" spinoff.

On top of that, the idea that Spock's people are now left without a planet can make for some damn interesting explorations into the nature of survival on a physical and culture scale. Or, if that road feels too "Battlestar Galacticay" for Abrams and company, the whole universe is out there for the Enterprise to explore. I've got my fingers crossed that the director and his cohorts will actually engage with that kind of material, and from what I've read, the exploration aspect of Trek was something that drew him in to begin with. Future iterations of Trek will probably not be charmingly ham-fisted like some of the past stuff was, and that's fine. In fact, as much as I like the over the top nature of so much Trek, I have to admit that in today's media landscape, survival will go hand in hand with a little more subtlety.

One thing I do hope is that after another movie or two, someone can take Trek back to TV full time. While the movies are great for building spectacles and such, the long term exploration of a diverse cast of adventuring types in space just works better on TV. I mean, trying to honestly develop seven full time players and probably another five to ten supporting characters in a two hour movie is fucking insane, and it's pretty hard to do with 22 episodes a year too. And while the semi-big names and up and comers in "Star Trek" most definitely won't sign on to step into a long term primetime series when their movie careers are just starting to take off, Abrams background as a TV man means that he should be able to spin some new characters and new situations out of this new timeline. Whether it's set around the same era as "Star Trek" or in the past or in a new, altered future, there's more life in this franchise yet, and that's a very good thing.



NOTE: All the images from this review come off of my pal Brian Warmoth's genius new comedy blog Lolodeck, which I've been totally remiss in linking to. Bookmark that site, and while you're at it, read Warmoth's review here. And while I'm linking, this rundown of continuity connections at ComixMix I found on Comics Alliance is pretty damn solid if that's your thing.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Old School Art Attack: New Warriors envelope

Holy crap! My mom was going through a bunch of my old junk at home and found this little treasure...


It took me a sec to figure out what it was, but despite the blurriness, I recognize the name of the letters column from Marvel Vision, the Marvel fan magazine of the mid-90's. I wrote my first and only letter to a comic to protest the 1996 cancellation of New Warriors. It got published, although they misprinted part of it so it said NW was always in Wizard's "Top 10" (I said "Top 100," because the other thing is inaccurate). The response was something generic about Bob Harras reading every letter, maybe they'd be back, yada yada yada...

I totally don't remember creating this masterpiece though! Why would they return such a work of art? No idea--clearly this is why Marvel went bankrupt once upon a time before I was around to steer the ship.

So from top left clockwise, that is...Turbo, Hindsight, Justice, Firestar, Rage, Speedball, Timeslip, Night Thrasher, Powerpax, Namorita and, of course, Nova.

Some observations:

-My concept of drawing breasts at the time seems to have been to just make two circles and then erase the tops.

-I don't think the hairstyles I gave Hindsight, Justice and Powerpax are possible under the laws of physics.

-I may be the definitive Hindsight artist of my generation (sorry, Patrick Zircher).

-Good on me for taking the time to draw all those bubbles on Speedball's costume.

-I may be the definitive Rage artist of my generation (sorry, Darick Robertson).

-Why the hell did I include Timeslip?

-Oh, Nova...I love your long, flowing, luxurious hair...

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Earth's Mightiest Sketch Blog Update

It's been more than five months since my last entry into Earth's Mightiest Sketch Blog. Admittedly, this is in large part because I've focused on other stuff and fallen behind, but I haven't abandoned the project altogether. In fact, for quite some time after that last Iron Man piece, I was hard at work ("hard at work" being a relative term here, of course) trying to draw Thor, but I had a lot of trouble with it.

I didn't expect the Thunder God to be such a challenge, but he's really tough to draw. I got through the head (and that long luxurious hair) a lot more easily than I thought I would; I even did what I thought was a decent job with the arms and upper body, but trying to draw Thor's legs was giving me fits.

The challenge I found with Thor was one I imagine I'd encounter with Superman as well, though to a lesser degree. When I drew the Hulk, conveying his physical prowess was relatively easy because you can go very over-the-top and exaggerated with his musculature. With Thor, he's supposed to be a big dude with huge muscles, but he's not freakish; I had trouble balancing giving him a bodybuilder physique and not overdoing it, wanting to keep him somewhat slender.

So I'm starting over from scratch and think I'll probably cheat a bit on this one and use reference, most likely from Scott Kolins' awesome work on Thor: Blood Oath (I love that book). Hopefully I'll have something to share sooner rather than later (fingers crossed).

And despite slouching on the sketch blog, I have done some successful art work since 2008, as Rickey and I did a jam piece of the Superman Family for our buddy Kevin Mahadeo, who moved to North Carolina. I drew Superboy, Mon-El and Brainiac. We actually told Kev we'd toss a few more figures on it before we send it to him, but maybe we'll post it here first or after.

Have I mentioned how much I respect actual artists lately?

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Twins?

After seeing Star Trek last night, I feel strongly that...


...Zoe Saldana and...


...Jada Pinkett Smith were separated at birth.
Well, not at birth, but Jada could be Zoe's older sister or at least cousin for sure.

I have been told I am wrong. But am I..?

Paragraph Movie Reviews: Star Trek

If you don't have plans to see this movie, you can check the spoilers here and then come back...

I'm by no means a Star Trek devotee, so I think I can say I'm fairly without bias when proclaiming this a really fun, really exciting, really clever and really just all-around well-done movie. Honestly, I hope more action movie writers and directors use this as a guide for how to do their stuff the right way. There was a pretty big ensemble cast but nobody got lost in the shuffle, screen time was well-managed, and while everybody got their moments, there was no doubt who the story centered around. I was a little worried that they ate up too much time in the first hour and a half and would end up rushing to a conclusion, but J.J. Abrams and company deftly guided the story to a satisfying and well-paced conclusion. Humor was a big part of what made the movie work, but it was never overwhelming. With the two true stars of the film, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, you come away knowing these guys are destined to be big-time movie stars from their presence and confidence. At first I thought Pine poured on the pompousness to the point of not being able to take his Kirk seriously at all, but he is so charming that he wins you over and makes you smile with the act, and by the end he's got the swagger so down pat. Quinto is spot-on perfect as Spock, showing a range I was sure he had and delivering lines that could really easily sound absurd with ease and weight--he's the film's grounding force and has amazing chemistry with his co-stars. Like I said, the rest of the crew acquits themselves well, but I'd say only Karl Urban and Simon Pegg really make the most of what they're given (but to be fair, they're given the best stuff). Eric Bana was nearly unrecognizable as the villain, Nero, and that's a compliment. Bruce Greenwood was the unsung hero of the movie. And Leonard Nimoy may look like the oldest man alive, but damn, he can still go. The effects were, as was to be expected, awesome, and the action sequences were extremely exciting, with John Cho's mid-air fencing dual delivering as an expected highlight. There were times when I thought the good guys overcame impossible odds with maybe a bit much ease, but dammit, it's kinda refreshing to see that. Likewise, there was some cheesiness and over-the-top stuff, but nine times out of ten it was endearing rather than annoying. Honestly, if I have two complaints one would be, of all things, the score, which I felt was way too retro and didn't fit the movie to me, and two that Anton Yelchin's Russian accent was too much (he was fine, the accent was too much). I don't know if I can promise you'll love Star Trek, but I'd be surprised if you didn't at least enjoy it.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Linko! V


* If you read nothing else in this week's Linko!, read writer Jay Pinkerton's remix of Superman's origins. Side-splittingly funny, plus it looks like there's more public domain comics madness on Pinkerton's site. (Via Comics Alliance.)

* Amongst other interesting things dropped in New York Times' Style Magazine interview with Quentine Tarantino, the director dropped this bit when explaining to the interviewer during an exchange about Q's love of Cannes:
Did you like being on the jury?

I loved it. I enjoy arguing. There was one year when I visited Cannes, and I was so caught up in the spirit that I picked 12 movies that I had never seen from all different countries and I watched them and did my own little awards thing. Can I tell you the movie that won? ‘‘Perfume’’ by Tom Tykwer. ‘‘Perfume’’ won my own little Cannes Film Festival.

In your festival, who won best director?

Bryan Singer for ‘‘Superman Returns.’’ I am a big fan of ‘‘Returns.’’ I’m working on what is now a 20-page review of that movie, and I’m not done yet.

I'm not a giant Tarantino fan, but I would kill to read that as my enjoyment of "Superman Returns" has only grown since it came out.

* Links I Stole From Twitter!:

Via Rob Liefeld: A detailed analysis of why Ron Artest is a whiney ass bitch.

Via Adam K. Olson: Could Obama's presidency mean that zombies will soon be overtaken by vampires? Plenty of people with actual graduate degrees seem to think so.

Via I don't remember: In a series of posts about his artistic collaborators under the banner A.I.W.W., writer Paul Tobin writes about his wife Colleen Coover in a way that makes you go "AWWWWW."

Via C.B. Cebulski: A nice write up of Shaun Tan's part in a PEN panel with Neil Gaiman last week.

Via Trent Reznor: An analysis of how Jimmy Eat World sold a boat load of DVDs through Twitter promotion. I'm not one of those people who really has an interest in the "Will Twitter monetize?" debate, but I thought it was crazy that JEW released a live DVD that was "Clarity" beginning to end and I totally missed it. I've been out of the emo game a while, I guess.

Via Ryan Penagos: Sign of the times: Army bases in the Middle East are using Marvel Pogs as currency. For reals.

Via James Robinson: My First Dictionary is totally not what you think:


* "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" in 30 seconds. I laughed.

* Obligatory NY Times Link: Some community colleges are offering Bachelor's degrees. I am so for this it's not even funny. Why won't they pass it in Michigan?

* Food For Thought Link: In defense of eye candy.

* Finally, two links from the Comic Books Tumblr page: first a link to word that DC will be publishing more Doc Savage comics, which is kind of cool if you're into that sort of thing (plus, Mark Chiarello is editing so points there). But the real fireworks come when you click through to Brian Stelfreeze's blog to see how he put the first cover together which crosses over every pulp icon DC has in their pocket. Check it out:

* Last up, a pretty long video of a dude reviewing the first five X-Men video games. I'm not sure I can recommend this heartily unless you really played the X-Men games for NES and Sega and lived through all their strange, sad frustrations. I mean, the video has a few laughs, but it's less a comedy bit and more a super serious take down of really bad games. I'm pretty sure stuff like this is why I don't play any system anymore, but as someone who was way into those games and characters in 6th grade, I got a kick out of it.

Plus, it gives me a no good excuse to repost one of the best videos ever: